SO APPARENTLY THERES A PROFESSOR ON ONE OF MY FUTURE COURSES WHO HAS THE STUDENTS GIVE A PRESENTATION THAT LASTS FOUR HOURS
FOUR FUCKING HOURS
WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT
WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO TORTURE US SO?!?
submitter: *skip to 3:12* I was at my first Beyoncé concert and some guy was holding a really rude sign saying “You can’t sing” so during crazy in love she hit her note early and told him to hit the same note and he butchered it then she walked away and said ‘exactly’. She played it off as casual for the cameras but everyone in the crowd was dying laughing cause we knew
i am screaming. why would you pay $1000 to see someone you can’t stand? beyonce haters have no fucking logic.
I love Petty Beyonce
lmaooo sis did one of these
Go the fuck offf motha!!!!
Nigga sounded like a dying pterodactyl nigga spent 1000 to get embarrassed
glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead.
wanna wear a mask for a costume? nope. wanna be able to see your legs when you shave in the shower? nope.
that’s my kind of price
She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
okay this one made me laugh
teacher: you’re 5 minutes late
Women firefighters douse flames during the Pearl Harbor attack.
Oh hay look women of colour were an integral part of the ‘cool’ part of history too, how about that. They were like. Doing stuff that supposedly only heroic white dudes had done. That makes women valid participants in collective history now, right? Right? This is in high school history books now, right? Right? Huh?
It reminds me of that one famous painting/sculpture of the soldiers raising the flag
I like this one a lot better.
tumblr has given me the ability to laugh at the stupidest shit in the world
in my head
with a straight face.
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
when you’re out on halloween with your squad